Like the good book says…

Oh wait. You thought I was talking about some other book? Now why in this vast universe would I ever do something like that?

I get it. Like me, you just realized that it’s December and you’ve got a ton of holiday scheduling and planning to do this year. In just three weeks!

But never fret, good friends and neighbors! We’ve got you covered this holiday season! Whether you need to book a last minute company event or find a quick, pre-wrapped White Elephant or Secret Santa, we’ve got you covered!

Stay in school!

To book an event with us, simply email our Event Coordinator, Amy, at amygammaray@gmail.com and she’ll promptly get back to you with a proposal to fit whatever timeline, size and budget needs you have.

Amy will classily chain smoke her way through this entire holiday season to ensure that all of your booking needs are met.

Amy will classily chain smoke her way through this entire holiday season to ensure that all of your booking needs are met.

To pick up a pre-wrapped appropriately nerdy or geeky gift (we list our pre-wrapped gifts by theme and subject so you can quickly match them to your recipient’s list of interests even if you are unfamiliar with or don’t share them yourself!) on your last-minute way to that company or tangential friends holidays event, just stop by anytime between noon and midnight, any day of the week, between now and New years and we’ll happily help you out. Well, every day except Christmas proper and next Wednesday night (12/12) when we’ll be having that very first private little Raygun party that I mentioned earlier.

At least two of the three appearances listed here are actually real.

Fezziwig 2018!

And, finally, if what you really need this holiday season is just some good cheer and fine company, we’ve partnered with the Seattle Gaymers to bring you very special Christmas and New Year’s Eve events on the 24th and the 31st to keep you warm and cozy and your heart filled with joy.

So don’t panic. Don’t fret. Let us help you. This ain’t our first rodeo, kid. We’ve got you covered this Christmas.